Apparently I understated the virtues of Helvis

In discussions with Mike last night, he says I did not appropriately detail the Helvis experience. For example, I missed:

• At one point in the production he turns his back to the audience and "shakes it". And shaking it was. That butt was jello. It made my cellulite hurt to watch his shake. Jello butt.
• As he ran up and down the stage steps to get into the audience, he huffed and puffed, which holding onto his microphone, was very dramatic. Think dying animal with a microphone and you would be close.

I hope that gives you a better idea of how great the Helvis act was!

Deanne